Week in Review: Bristol Palin Loses It in the End

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Are you missing something?
Over the past week or so, there were major engagements, majestic fashions and even some massive movie and music releases. We've seen plenty of teen angst, teen triumphs and teens who turned into stars (some as if by magic).
But you just want to look at the pictures, right?
No problem. We've put together the biggest, best and just plain weirdest shots of the week for your enjoyment, so what are you waiting for? Enjoy...

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Hulk and Spidey and Buffy—What's With All the Reboots?

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Why are we seeing so many stupid so-called "reboots" of old ideas like Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
—88Vibey, via the inbox
I hope you boarded up your windows before you sent me this. Vampire lovers are so rabid in their fandom they're liable to storm your house. (Here, I'll create a diversion for you: Robert Pattinson has a head like bleached a cinder block. Run!)
Anyway, here's why The Hulk, Buffy, Superman and Spider-Man are all being reset and retold from the beginning:


Money. Or, more specifically, guaranteed money.
"Reboots are going to succeed more often," says Tim League of the theater franchise Alamo Drafthouse.
"People are more aware of the concept you're promoting, so it's a safer route. And you succeed more often than you fail."
Even more importantly, he says, you're more likely to know your profits early. Advance ticket sales are much easier to pull off if customers know what they're going to see—well, in advance.
That's opposed to brand-new movie ideas, which do not lend themselves to pre-sales, League tells me. Instead, theater owners and moviemakers have to wait longer for their money to come in, because new ideas require time for good word of mouth to get around. (Of course, that did work out for Avatar.)
That idea also translates to television. The Hulk is coming back to TV, with the help of Pan's Labyrinth director Guillermo del Toro, who is on board to co-create the new reboot.
Is it greedy for moviemakers to keep revisiting old ideas instead of working a little harder to find fresh ones? I'll tell you, in my latest podcast!
 
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Guess Me From Behind: Black Lace Bare Ass

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What the OMFG was she thinking?!
Jaws dropped when this TV star recently stepped out in a plunging, black lace jumpsuit that left little to the imagination.
It's not only a 180 from the preppy princess she plays on the small screen, but it's also more skin than we've ever seen from this young star.
Can you guess who was brave stupid enough to step out next-to-naked on the red carpet?
Leighton Meester

It's Leighton Meester at the Harry Winston Court of Jewels Recreation launch in New York City (not even the tropics, which could at least provide some flimsy excuse).
Marchesa is responsible for the Gossip Girl star's sheer lace outfit with shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood and bling by Harry Winston, natch.
And even if this style counts as designer—Marchesa does dress Hollywood's finest, after all—somewhere Blair Waldorf's delicate head is spinning.

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Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Couple Up for Thanksgiving

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'Tis the season for yet another Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift sighting.
So where did the rumored couple kick off the holidays?


After reportedly sipping maple syrup lattes at a Brooklyn café near sister Maggie Gyllenhaal's home Thanksgiving morning (How sweet!), Jake and the country cutie were spotted grabbing breakfast at a cafe called Fido in Nashville Saturday, according to People.
Although Swift and Gyllenhaal have been seen together numerous times around the country, the low-key lovebirds have yet to reveal the nature of their relationship.
Nevertheless, this seems to be turning into quite the love story.

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Are Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker Still Together?

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Now that Bridalplasty is gonna be on my TV, I have to know—is host Shanna Moakler single? (Please tell me yes.)
—Stone, New Jersey, via in the inbox
I can't say with 100 percent certainty what her status will be today. When I last spoke with Shanna, she said that on-again, off-again boyfriend-husband (busband?) Travis Barker was once again in her life. And that they were taking things a day at a time.
But just in case you run into Moakler on a fortuitous day, let me give you a few tips about what Shanna's like:


Starting with out to pronounce her name. If you run into her in Los Angeles, call her SHAY-na or she may ignore you. Her name is not SHAWN-a.
Here's more:
• Don't remark at how fabulous her plastic surgery is; she says she hasn't had any.
• Offer to take her to Anaheim. "I'm addicted to Disneyland," she tells me.
• Or you can stay home, but you'd better like reality TV. "I love reality TV," she confesses. "Especially The Biggest Loser."
• If you must buy her a present, make it a bathing suit. "I collect bathing suits even if I never wear them," she says. (The former Miss USA has about 100. Just sayin'.)
• She would rather hear your declaration of love than read it. Especially, perhaps, if your love confession has zombies in it: "I like listening to audio books in the car—all kinds, [particularly] self help and horror."
And don't forget, of course, to tell her how much you're loving the E! show she's hosting, Bridalplasty. It premieres tonight.
 
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