Where Does Robsten Rendezvous? A Look at Rob and Kristen's Brazlian Bungalow

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are all over each other in Brazil. The two have been spotted making out on the set of Breaking Dawn.
Away from the cameras, though, the couple is also making a point of getting away from the crew.
Hollywood Life reports that movie employees have rented out a $5,000/night residence in Paraty, but “[Rob and Kristen] are staying at [another house] next door... it’s about a five minute boat ride away." And it looks VERY luxurious:

Stewart and Pattinson "have about 20 security guards" around them at all times, this source adds, saying "they don’t leave the house for any reason.”

But that's not because locals are upset that this installment of the Twilight Saga is shooting in the region.

“They are not against it,” says an insider. “In Rio de Janeiro, they arrived around midnight, and they closed some streets and no one could get back to their houses... that was the only problem.”

See also:

>The Situation Reveals His Diet, Fitness Secrets

>George W. Bush Still Hurt By Kanye West Comments, ... 

>Bethenny Frankel Leads Cast of Skating with the St...

Farrah Abraham Denies Child Abuse Claims

Embattled Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham says that despite what the rumors and her haters might say, she's a model parent to her baby daughter, Sophia.
Amid claims she left Sophia at day care for 12 hours a day and up to seven times a week, she defiantly declared Friday: "I would never forget my daughter."
Childcare worker Brittney Scheer, a licensed provider in Council Bluffs, Iowa, says Farrah walked in, "showed me the diaper bag and went out the door."

Busy as she is, Farrah feels she's a model single parent.

"I'd have Sophia all day, every day," Scheer said. "Farrah left the baby with me to run errands and shoot MTV. Sometimes she'd forget to come get her."
Farrah Abraham, who's fighting for control of Sophia with the family of her late boyfriend, Derek Underwood, says in an interview that this is baloney.
Asked why Scheer would lie, Farrah answered "to use Sophia to make money from that magazine ... it's really sad that somebody would use a child."
Defending her lifestyle and parenting decisions, she says, "I don't know how I would EVER forget my daughter. I love her and she's all I think about."
According to Scheer, Sophia's development seems worryingly slow and she couldn't walk. Farrah says she can, and has been for about nine months.
Noting that Brittney hasn't seen Sophia in months, Abraham calls her daughter "a nice child" who "knows her manners and is friendly with others."
As for life as a single mom, she admits "It's VERY difficult. The first time I had to drop Sophia off at my grandparents' house, I cried. It tears you apart."
"I'm always very concerned and looking out for her, also, I just want to say that she always has clean clothes, food and has everything she needs."
"The only time I use a babysitter right now is when my mom or grandmother can't watch Sophia, when I'm at school or working I have to use a babysitter for a few hours sometimes. I have responsibilities and I'm a single parent."
So there. Take that, Stormie Clark!
Read Radar's interview with Farrah.

See also:
>Levi Johnston: Sarah Palin "Not Qualified" To Be P...
>Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal: Happy, Friendly,...
>Amber Portwood: Stealing Back Baby Leah!

Kanye West to the Today Show: Kiss Off!

Kanye West says there's NO WAY he's returning to the Today show later this month, as he was scheduled to do, after his testy interview with Matt Lauer this week.
A few hours ago, he Tweeted: "I'm not performing on the Today Show for obvious reasons. I'm so happy the world got to see just a small piece of 'the set up.'"
In this week's interview, Kanye's infamous criticism of George W. Bush was rehashed by Lauer, but what ticked the rapper off was video clips aired by Today.

There was no love lost on the Today set this week.

Kanye grew increasingly agitated when the show aired footage of W.'s pained reaction to West's post-Katrina remarks and later of the Taylor Swift VMA incident.
At the end of that interview, Lauer said he still expected Kanye to do their show on Black Friday, as scheduled, but a rep confirms that Kanye's officially out.

See also:
>"New" Michael Jackson Songs: Real or Fake?
>Bret Michaels Denies Doing Tish Cyrus
>Shannon Tavarez Passes Away

Chuck Liddell and Heidi Northcott: Engaged!

By unanimous decision, former Ultimate Fighting champ and Dancing with the Stars contestant Chuck Liddell has pinned Heidi Northcott ... for life!
Liddell popped the question to Northcott, his girlfriend of over a year, after a helicopter ride to the Grand Canyon back on November 4. Romantic!
This will be the first marriage for both Liddell and Northcott, who met through a mutual friend at a party. They have not yet set a wedding date.

UPPER-CUTT: Chuck Liddell has locked down Heidi for good!

See also:

>Katy Perry: Russell Brand a "Great Man of God"

>LeAnn Rimes on Eddie Cibrian Affair: No Regrets! 

>Fashion Face-Off: Naomi Watts vs. Rosario Dawson

THG Kaption Kontest: Kim and the Donald

Welcome to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!
When Donald Trump pulls Kim Kardashian klose and whispers in her ear, we can only imagine what was said - and ask you to give us your best kaption(s)!

All you have to do is think of a kaption for the pic and fire off a komment below. Leave one. Leave 10. It's up to you. We'll announce a winner Monday!

 

See also:

>Hiccup Girl's Hiccups Return in Court Hearing

>Dancing With the Stars: A Bristol Palin Conspiracy... 

>Kendra Wilkinson Cries About Fake Single Parenthoo...