Kris Humphries Dines with Kim Kardashian

Kris Humphries is an NBA journeyman who has played for four teams in his career.
Kim Kardashian is a dating journeywoman who has gone to bed with... more than four men in her romantic career.
Together, this pair comprised a table at the famous New York City eatery NOBU last night. No other details are available at the moment, but Humphries' first name, combined with his profession, make him a viable companion for Kim. Still, there's something about him that seems different than other boyfriends she's gone for.
We can't quite put our finger on it. Can you?

Kris Humphries is averaging 4.3 points per game this year. Kim Kardashian is averaging nearly that many nude pictorials.

Melissa Etheridge Shoots Down Tammy Lynn Michaels Poverty Claims

Through the use of poems, Tammy Lynn Michaels has spent the last few weeks going off on Melissa Etheridge. She claims the singer left her and the couple's children in poverty, scarcely able to afford food on a daily basis.
Asked if this allegation was true, Etheridge simply tells the latest issue of Us Weekly: "No, it's not."

Could she elaborate?

"A woman is always entitled to speak her mind, and that's the way she speaks her mind," the artist said of her ex's strange blog posts. "It's always one person's perspective, and one person's perspective through hurt and fear, and anger. You're going to get a pretty dark picture. We're working things out, how about that?"

That's fine by us, Melissa. It's really none of our business.

But are you dating anyone new? Have you moved on?

"Suffice it to say, I am a very happy woman. Yes."

Keith Olbermann: Suspended by MSNBC

Aiming to tone down the rancor in his commentary, Keith Olbermann suspended his Worst Persons in the World segment earlier this week.
Now, MSNBC has done the same to the face of its network. But for a different reason.

According to a report in Politico, the Countdown host donated the maximum legal contribution ($2,400) to Arizona congressman Raul Grijalva, Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, and Kentucky attorney general Jack Conway during this election cycle.
As a result, MSNBC President Phil Griffin said, “I became aware of Keith’s political contributions late last night. Mindful of NBC News policy and standards, I have suspended him indefinitely without pay."
And for good reason, too. With this information public, viewers might think Olbermann was biased toward liberals in his commentary!

Lil Wayne Ready to Make it RAIN

Having spent most of 2010 behind bars, the just-released Lil Wayne is ready to kick back, let loose, throw wads of money in the air and pour champagne all over the badonkadonk of South Florida's finest exotic dancers. HOLLA!
Weezy has 48 bottles of really expensive champagne (think $700 each) when he arrives for his prison release party at a Miami strip club this weekend.
50 Cent would be proud.

Innocent, law-abiding Weezy's gonna have some night tonight.

The locale? King of Diamonds, a 50,000-square foot strip club equipped with a shoe shine station, basketball court, "fine dining" and massage parlor.
You know what that last part means. It means somebody's night is ending on a happy note, and Weezy's probably getting a phone call in nine months.
Lil Wayne and his posse have been buying champagne like it's going out of style, and fans eager to buy a bottle can meet him personally at the bash.
Drake and Nicki Minaj, among other stars, will be helping LW celebrate his release back into society, which will likely end in several parole violations.
Should be a kick ass time, though. You only live once.

Cameron Diaz and A-Rod: It's Officially Over

We heard the rumors, and knew it was coming eventually, but now it's confirmed. Cameron Diaz and A-Rod have called it quits after seven months of dating.
Cam was recently spotted at L.A.'s Bardot nightclub with Glee star Matthew Morrison, while A-Rod was partying in Vegas with a bunch of Romanian models.
Yup, the latter sounds about right.

C-ROD: Diaz has dumped the Rod after seven months "together."

The New York Yankees slugger and noted playboy was observed "chatting up a storm with the girls and spent the whole night hanging out with them."
Another source offered a harsh explanation for the breakup:
"Cameron and A-Rod are no longer dating and have definitely parted ways. He just doesn't like her anymore. That's honestly the reason they split."
BURN. It's true she didn't help the Yanks win a World Series like Kate Hudson, though. He's probably bitter about losing to his former team, Texas.